Slumming With the Devil
Shadows of angels and Machines of Hate and Rage will be unleashed from the Bowels of the Earth, and the gutters will be awash with the Blood of innocents! The screams of the children as they are sacrificed to the Dark Powers will echo across the lands as the sun and the moon are swallowed by eternal Night! Your souls will writhe in agony as they fester and rot in the Hopeless Cold that is the breath of the Ancient Ones! All while Long Island Teas and cold draught Newcastle wash over your parched and bleeding lips! The Winged Beast of the North will peck at your eyes!
The Exhibit(s) are at Bailey’s Pub on Southside tonight, Tuesday, 6/6/6. Rumors of mystical incantations and sacrifices to dark powers may or may not be true. Rumors of encouraged liver damage are definitely true. And the odds that you’ll hear us play a lot of songs with “Devil” in the title? Pretty damn good. No cover charge, good drinks, and a possible surprise appearance by Satan. What more could you ask for?
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What? No boobies?
I’m not getting in League with the Forces of Darkness unless you can guarantee boobies.
Comment by Spaceman Spiff — 6 June 2006 #
You can’t just demand of the Dark Powers. You have to sacrifice, champ. What are you willing to trade for boobs?
Comment by kenn — 6 June 2006 #
I can demand Dark Powers just like I can demand Dark Chocolate. Sacrificies are for pansies.
(Please note I waited until 6/7 to post this reply)
Comment by Spaceman Spiff — 7 June 2006 #