Current Terror Alert:

My Many Flavored Cuts:

• Insomniactive Productions
• MySpace
• The Exhibit(s)

My fellow sides of beef:

• Bitter Old Punk - Slinging the liquor to all who will tip, and even some who won't, because corporate policy demands it.
• Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper - Southern Haha. Oh, like it matters. Look -- boobs!
• Cadet Spiff's Deep Space Log - Richard, you ignorant slut. You know how I know you're a nerd?...
• Clublife - I sometimes work as a bouncer. I'll bet this guy could kick my ass, too.
• Defective Yeti - Seattle's not such a bad place after all. Maybe the rain makes you funny.
• Devin Townsend - Go. Listen. Learn to love. Stop asking so many damned questions.
• Dooce - The fairy godmother of the blog world.
• Falling Sky - It's Jon, my favorite British person. There's real flavor here.
• Monalicious - Boston will never seem cold to me as long as this woman's there.
• Pretty Helmet - Elizabeth in the Ham
• Something Positive - One of the best cartoons ever. Funny, mean, and touching, usually within a single word.
• The Broken English - Highly recommended in the fight against chlamydia. Not for children over three foot eight, or lactating women.
• The Sneeze - Home of 'Steve, Don't Eat It!' Enough said.
• Wade on Birmingham - Someday, Wade will be under Birmingham. Or over it.
• Waiting with Bated Breath - Not just for kids, Trix tastes great and is less filling.
• Warren Ellis - Writer of stuff. Crotchety. Smokes a lot, so we like him.

TODAY'S DEEP THOUGHT:

One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd give it to you.

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