Insomniactive Productions in association with Crewless Productions presents muckfuppet:

CAST

KEVIN.......................................................................... Scott Ross
CELIA........................................................................... Melissa Bush
WAITRESS................................................................... Donna Littlepage

CREW

Producer........................................................................ Stacey Shirley
Associate Producer ....................................................... Eakin Reich
Writer / Director........................................................... Kenn McCracken
Director of Photography................................................ Chance Shirley
Art Director .................................................................. Jennifer West
Art Consultant .............................................................. Mary Catherine Cutcliffe
Lighting ........................................................................ Chris Hilleke
Media Relations............................................................. Wade Kwon
Boom Operator ............................................................. Eric McGinty
Production Assistant ..................................................... Sam Frazier, Jr.
Production Assistant ..................................................... Laura Echols

Special thanks to Crewless Productions; Courtney's Restaurant; Janet Tiller & KODAK ; Sidewalk /AMIA; Daniel Wallace; John August; Neely Harris & mental_floss magazine.

Film provided by Kodak.

Scott Ross is a pretty big thing, as his claims go. He says he's starred in a trillion things (his words), recently making appearances in Brent Davis' Who Killed Tangerine? and Sam Frazer, Jr.'s A Modest Proposal. He also likes to talk a lot about his time in 'Nam, though it's suspected that that's only to cover up his rampant heroin addiction.

Scott works by day as a producer at Hunter Films in Birmingham, and by night as a Man of International Intrigue in taverns everywhere. Somewhere, there's a Polaroid picture of him with the caption, "Don't Believe His Lies."

Melissa Bush is going to kill me when she sees what a slap-dash job I did on her headshot. And she can do it, too -- she lettered in wrestling in high school, and nearly went on to become the WWE Women's Champion before a desire to live as a starving actress derailed her dreams of gold.

Melissa has appeared in stage productions from Birmingham to Chicago, and has recently taken her talent to the screen, with leading roles in the award-winning The Peanut Business and Hide and Creep. She also shows up in seemingly every show produced by Birmingham's Terrific New Theater, and can drink you under the table.

Donna Littlepage has been active in Birmingham community theatre for about 8 years now after finding herself in the midst of a mid-life crisis. Unable to afford breast enhancement or a red convertible and uninterested in pursuing an extra-marital affair, she began to perform in theatre and film. Her roles to date have included parts in David Garrett's Scary Angels, Chris Garrison's To Err, and the Nippon Television show That's Astonishing, as well as several TNT stage prductions.

Donna is currently seeking therapy to come to terms with the fact that she still feels like the sultry, seductive heroine but is now one of the first women in Birmingham to be considered to play "eccentric, old southern lady" or "tired but happy older woman".