Jul 25
Because everyone reads posts about Harry Potter
For those seeking Harry Potter and the Deadly Hype Deathly Hallows spoilers:
1) People die. And by people, I mean Dobby, who is apparently not really a person. And Bellatrix Lestrange, who has a funny name but — Helena Bonham Carter!
And Alan Rickman. Poor guy.
2) “Magic” happens. Not the really fun kind that Penn and Teller do while making political commentary veiled as comedy, but more like that goofy Mindfreak Angel guy.
3) Ron and Hermione finally get it on. (Go, Weasley!)
4) Watching drunks willingly eat poorly considered jelly bean flavors makes me think that there might be a market for my line of alternative Schapps flavors after all.
What kind of chaser would go well with Greasy Pork Sandwich Schapps, anyway?
