Sep 29

The birds and the bees. And the turtles.

Tag: Idiocykenn @ 11:06 am

This is how our mornings start off:

  • I try to wake CL after she dozes through three separate alarms.
  • I try being sexy, knowing that there’s no better way to start a day.
  • I whisper sweet nothings to her as the coffee brews a room away.
  • When all that fails, the bodyslamming begins.
  • And then, because I know she’s awake (I saw your legs come out from under the covers, bitch — don’t you lie to me!), it’s time for more sex. This time with my first and most intelligible words of the day.

One Response to “The birds and the bees. And the turtles.”

  1. Spaceman Spiff says:

    The turtle moans were bad enough, but details of your little morning “rituals” just went too far.

    Somebody get me some Phenergan!

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