Sep 29
The birds and the bees. And the turtles.
This is how our mornings start off:
- I try to wake CL after she dozes through three separate alarms.
- I try being sexy, knowing that there’s no better way to start a day.
- I whisper sweet nothings to her as the coffee brews a room away.
- When all that fails, the bodyslamming begins.
- And then, because I know she’s awake (I saw your legs come out from under the covers, bitch — don’t you lie to me!), it’s time for more sex. This time with my first and most intelligible words of the day.
September 29th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
The turtle moans were bad enough, but details of your little morning “rituals” just went too far.
Somebody get me some Phenergan!