Dairy of a Madman

There’s something about the idea of Radiohead aimed at sleeping children that jumps out at me as just plain wrong. And yet, you listen to the melodies of a song like Knives Out or No Surprises and it’s pretty apparent that changing the arrangement of a Radiohead song leads to good nighttime music.

It also, coincidentally, would make for the ultimate in a ’60s spy movie tribute. Paranoid Android? Perfect.

Surf around Baby Rock Records’ site and tell me if you’re not amazed (and amused) at some of the popular artists that they’ve reimagined for your little tyke. The Beatles? Not hard to imagine. Metallica? Fitting. Tool?

No, seriously. Tool. For babies.

By the way, I want the Radiohead version. Really badly.