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This just in (and not interrupting the Iron Bowl, either)

11 April 2006 | This is Idiocy, Peeps

Just got this in the mail from Chance:

This just in — the first-ever TELEVISION BROADCAST of HIDE AND CREEP is only a month away:

http://www.scifi.com/schedulebot/index.php3?date=11-MAY-2006&feed_req=US:Eastern:E

Thursday May 11. 7 p.m. Eastern time. On the Sci Fi Channel.

More info later.

Viva basic cable!

Yup. Not only did Chance take his first-ever feature to DVD, but we’re getting what every director dreams of from day one:

Commercial interruption.

But yeah, we’re going nationwide, soon to be recognized by nerds everywhere. Whee!

I wonder if sci-fi will let the full frontal male nudity slide. Or the lesbian zombie strippers.

If you think I’m joking, go to Blockbuster or get on Netflix and rent it. No shit. Lesbian. Zombie. Strippers.

That also happens to be the scene that I’m in. And I’m not a lesbian, a stripper, or a zombie. But I do get eaten by one.

Ahem. Hi, Kiomi! Miss you!

Charmed life here, yo. What can I say?


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  1. Lesbian zombie strippers? Do they devour their victim’s with their twats? If so, cool. LOL

    Comment by Vixen — 12 April 2006 #

  2. Oh no. But it gives new meaning to watching one girl eat another one.

    Oh, and all these girls would be thrilled to earn their red wings.

    Comment by kenn — 12 April 2006 #

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