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Dear South Dakota: Fuck Off.

7 March 2006 | This is Idiocy, Blasphemy

South Dakota: making Alabama look progressive.

Actually, I suspect that Alabama’s lawmakers are really pissed off that they didn’t think of this first. It’s not that I live in a state that is less conservative than South Dakota — just lazier.

No exception for rape or incest? I hope none of you assholes ever has a daughter or wife or grandchild that would need one of those exceptions that you’re trying to get rid off.

People are such shitbags in the name of religion.

A US state has signed into law a bill banning most abortions, in a move aimed to force the US Supreme Court to reconsider its key ruling on the issue.

The South Dakota law - approved by the governor on Monday - makes it a crime for doctors to perform terminations.

Exceptions will be made if a woman’s life is at risk, but not in cases of rape or incest.

(via Warren)

Although I think that Ces had the funniest reaction of all.

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Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I thought the violation of the Constitution by the domestic spying programm was going to be my rant of the year. Like this law, if it overturns Roe v Wade, won’t add to that fiasco.

What are these people thinking??? (thinking too strong a word? )

Comment by mariemm3 — 8 March 2006 #

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