Dairy of a Madman

I think you, Garth, and I should start a team of Super Villains.

You can be Bipolar Man, Garth is the Bulldog, and I’ll be Dirty Old Man. You’ll confuse people with sudden and awkward mood swings, I’ll fluster young women by copping unwanted feels, and Garth — well, Garth will just bite people.

I wish I could say that this was spam, because how funny would it be to get spam referencing a diagnosed condition that you have, as well as accurately describing two of your friends?

Sadly, it’s from a friend.

Of course, I use that word loosely.