Dairy of a Madman

So I’ve got one of those stupid 100 Things About Me memes constructed and ready to go. But it occurs to me that those aren’t fun for the people that know me well, and I think you three are the only ones that ever read this pap anyway. So to anyone reading, let’s help me make this interesting: leave questions in the comment section that you don’t know but are generally interested in knowing (even if only for a laugh). I’ll scatter them throughout the 100 list, no matter how embarrassing (since, as we all know, I’m actually immune to embarrassment), and then all the world can point and laugh along with you.