Dairy of a Madman » Into the “Mouth” of Madness

Current Terror Alert:

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My Many Flavored Cuts:

My fellow sides of beef:

Bitter Old Punk - Slinging the liquor to all who will tip, and even some who won't, because corporate policy demands it.
Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper - Southern Haha. Oh, like it matters. Look -- boobs!
Cadet Spiff's Deep Space Log - Richard, you ignorant slut. You know how I know you're a nerd?...
Clublife - I sometimes work as a bouncer. I'll bet this guy could kick my ass, too.
Defective Yeti - Seattle's not such a bad place after all. Maybe the rain makes you funny.
Devin Townsend - Go. Listen. Learn to love. Stop asking so many damned questions.
Dooce - The fairy godmother of the blog world.
Falling Sky - It's Jon, my favorite British person. There's real flavor here.
Jason Mulgrew - It never fails: I'm having a bipolar day, and someone bipolar makes me laugh. Fucker.
Monalicious - Boston will never seem cold to me as long as this woman's there.
Pretty Helmet - Elizabeth in the Ham
Something Positive - One of the best cartoons ever. Funny, mean, and touching, usually within a single word.
The Broken English - Highly recommended in the fight against chlamydia. Not for children over three foot eight, or lactating women.
The Sneeze - Home of 'Steve, Don't Eat It!' Enough said.
Wade on Birmingham - Someday, Wade will be under Birmingham. Or over it.
Wade un Birmingham - Non-Birmingham, presumably non-American Idol, non-boring, non-badly written
Waiting with Bated Breath - Not just for kids, Trix tastes great and is less filling.
Warren Ellis - Writer of stuff. Crotchety. Smokes a lot, so we like him.

TODAY'S DEEP THOUGHT:

I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.

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Into the “Mouth” of Madness

14 December 2005 | This is Uncategorized

Stolen from ebay, but only because it will disappear too soon…

Yes, from the deranged mind (I prefer the term “Mad Genius”) that brought you the Flying Spaghetti Monster Dildo Cozy, comes a new evil. A new evil who will keep your tentacle warm while he waits for the stars to align.

100% acrylic, the Great Old One is suitable for those with wool allergies, and is technically washable, if relatively fragile. Putting him in a pillowcase, although it’s an insult to the Elder Gods, might be appropriate.

This is a one-of-a-kind art piece, so I will not be making more. Get it now, or you’ll have to wait until he comes to eat and enslave us for a second chance.

IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN!!

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