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Current Terror Alert:

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My Many Flavored Cuts:

My fellow sides of beef:

Bitter Old Punk - Slinging the liquor to all who will tip, and even some who won't, because corporate policy demands it.
Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper - Southern Haha. Oh, like it matters. Look -- boobs!
Cadet Spiff's Deep Space Log - Richard, you ignorant slut. You know how I know you're a nerd?...
Clublife - I sometimes work as a bouncer. I'll bet this guy could kick my ass, too.
Defective Yeti - Seattle's not such a bad place after all. Maybe the rain makes you funny.
Devin Townsend - Go. Listen. Learn to love. Stop asking so many damned questions.
Dooce - The fairy godmother of the blog world.
Falling Sky - It's Jon, my favorite British person. There's real flavor here.
Jason Mulgrew - It never fails: I'm having a bipolar day, and someone bipolar makes me laugh. Fucker.
Monalicious - Boston will never seem cold to me as long as this woman's there.
Pretty Helmet - Elizabeth in the Ham
Something Positive - One of the best cartoons ever. Funny, mean, and touching, usually within a single word.
The Broken English - Highly recommended in the fight against chlamydia. Not for children over three foot eight, or lactating women.
The Sneeze - Home of 'Steve, Don't Eat It!' Enough said.
Wade on Birmingham - Someday, Wade will be under Birmingham. Or over it.
Wade un Birmingham - Non-Birmingham, presumably non-American Idol, non-boring, non-badly written
Waiting with Bated Breath - Not just for kids, Trix tastes great and is less filling.
Warren Ellis - Writer of stuff. Crotchety. Smokes a lot, so we like him.

TODAY'S DEEP THOUGHT:

I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.

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ABC’s Wide World of Sporks

23 September 2005 | This is Uncategorized

Or was that “wild”? Can never remember.

Sidewalk’s here again, and if you’re not coming, you suck. Period. Don’t even bother arguing with me.

The rest of the world — well, it’s gone crazy. The Post-Herald, my one-time employer, published its final edition today. Which makes five places that I’ve spent significant time at that have shut their doors forever. And counting.

Guess UAB will probably not make that list in my lifetime…

Busy. Getting ready to play at the festival (Restaurant G, 1 PM Saturday, and then again at the big Sidewalk Bash on Saturday night), work (projectionist at the Alabama Theater this year), and maybe even catch a movie or two. Way behind on my freelance work, which sucks a lot…

October will now be know as catch-up month. As well as the month that temperatures finally become bearable again.

Back to the crush, I guess…

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good luck this weekend if i don’t see you. and i totally get a cookie today for standing up for your cracker fro.

Comment by coopercate — 23 September 2005 #

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