Dairy of a Madman

My fellow sides of beef:

Bitter Old Punk - Slinging the liquor to all who will tip, and even some who won't, because corporate policy demands it.

Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper - Southern Haha. Oh, like it matters. Look -- boobs!

Cadet Spiff's Deep Space Log - Richard, you ignorant slut. You know how I know you're a nerd?...

Clublife - I sometimes work as a bouncer. I'll bet this guy could kick my ass, too.

Defective Yeti - Seattle's not such a bad place after all. Maybe the rain makes you funny.

Devin Townsend - Go. Listen. Learn to love. Stop asking so many damned questions.

Dooce - The fairy godmother of the blog world.

Falling Sky - It's Jon, my favorite British person. There's real flavor here.

Jason Mulgrew - It never fails: I'm having a bipolar day, and someone bipolar makes me laugh. Fucker.

Monalicious - Boston will never seem cold to me as long as this woman's there.

Pretty Helmet - Elizabeth in the Ham

Something Positive - One of the best cartoons ever. Funny, mean, and touching, usually within a single word.

The Broken English - Highly recommended in the fight against chlamydia. Not for children over three foot eight, or lactating women.

The Sneeze - Home of 'Steve, Don't Eat It!' Enough said.

Wade on Birmingham - Someday, Wade will be under Birmingham. Or over it.

Wade un Birmingham - Non-Birmingham, presumably non-American Idol, non-boring, non-badly written

Waiting with Bated Breath - Not just for kids, Trix tastes great and is less filling.

Warren Ellis - Writer of stuff. Crotchety. Smokes a lot, so we like him.

TODAY'S DEEP THOUGHT:

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be 'Clark Kent, dentist,' because you could save money on tooth x-rays. but then I thought, if a patient said, 'How's my back tooth?' and you just looked at it with your x-ray vision and said, 'Oh it's okay,' then the patient would probably say, 'Aren't you going to take an x-ray, stupid?' And you'd say, 'aw, get outta here,' and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.