Dairy of a Madman

(first half of paragraph to be taken with a shaker of salt, of course)

Salon.com Life | Too late?: “You sound like one of these guys that women love so much that they don’t really notice how much you love them. They take you on, no questions asked, because you’re some kind of catch. Are you very good-looking? Could that have something to do with it? Perhaps you are extraordinarily talented in love, and are kind and funny and all the things that women say they like. If you’re that kind of person, you may have been swept along by a tide of adoring women for your whole adolescence and young adulthood. If so, you have not always had to choose; your choosing has been done for you.”