CNN.com - Toddler survives three weeks alone on ketchup, dry pasta - Sep. 30, 2003: "JACKSONVILLE, Florida (AP) -- A 2-year-old left alone for nearly three weeks while her mother was behind bars survived by eating mustard, ketchup, rice and raw pasta, police said. "

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Organ music 'instils religious feelings': "People who experience a sense of spirituality in church may be reacting to the extreme bass sound produced by some organ pipes."

Wired 11.10: BigChampagne is Watching You: "In fact, they're tracking every download and selling the data to the music industry. How one company is turning file-sharing networks into the world's biggest focus group."

Salon.com Sex | Endless grief: "If you don't, you'll put all this work into it and it will still fail. She's not into you. She's just looking for something better before she drops you. If you wait around until she drops you, it will be more painful because you'll feel the sting of rejection; not only that, but you'll view these months of waiting around as wasted time. You won't even be able to tell yourself that you learned a lot; you've already learned everything you're going to learn in this relationship."

CNN.com - Report: Bullies at risk of becoming criminals - Sep. 4, 2003: "WASHINGTON (AP) -- Bullying shouldn't be dismissed as a harmless schoolyard rite of passage, according to a report that found bullies and their victims often develop behavioral and emotional problems later in life.

The study by Fight Crime: Invest in Kids, a national advocacy group, documents how bullying spawns loneliness, depression and suicidal tendencies among its victims and foreshadows crime and violence by perpetrators."

Not only did it take years and years for what all of us that were bullied in school to be confirmed by scientists, but someone somewhere actually devoted grant money to this.

Blow me. Better yet, give me a blank grant proposal. I've some ideas to run by you...