Dairy of a Madman

Wired News: “Beware the little green man behind the ice cream in the freezer. Or, possibly, beware the man who sees the little green man behind the ice cream in the freezer. Raymond Rodriguez, on trial in Texas for allegedly killing his 77-year-old neighbor Daniel San Miguel, said an icebox imp ‘jumped out and said, ‘Catch me if you can!” Rodriguez testified that he tried to catch the little man, then blacked out. When he awoke, he was lying atop San Miguel’s corpse. Rodriguez denied stabbing San Miguel to death, but admitted dumping his body in a ditch. He also said he saw bologna and cheese dancing in the refrigerator and, oh yeah, somebody forced him to eat a letter-size sheet of LSD on the evening in question. Next witness, please.”