Funny. I read this Politco post. The first thing I read was the headline: “One Word, Two Letters.”
Then for some reason, I skipped directly to this paragraph:
During an interview Monday, Bauer, who is a bachelor, voluntarily brought up the subject of his sexual orientation, which he said has been the subject of rumors.
Then, I thought, how fun, an openly bi Liutenant Governor in SC. Will wonders never cease?
But alas, it was not to be:
Asked, then, if he’s homosexual, Bauer said: “One word, two letters: no. Let’s go ahead and dispel that now.
Boooooorrrrrrrinng.